Tag Archives: “art”

In which I’ve got nothing.

26 Sep

I went to Small Press Expo in Rockville today! That was good times. I was going to make you a ~brilliant work of Photoshop art~ to illustrate some of the highlights of my day (wishing I had a flamethrower to use on other drivers; finding and replacing a blown fuse in my car and feeling all competent about myself for it; having someone cut in line in front of me to see Kate Beaton and then hearing that same someone complaining about all the people jumping the line; feeling really bad for Kate Beaton, who looked a bit terrified at the crowd; starting my day by getting up at four AM to take my father to the airport so he can go visit Hawaii for work), but I got up at four, so mostly I am thinking I will just kind of nap for awhile. Sorry, dudes! Have this instead.

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I’m also sorry about the white text. Life is a series of miseries followed by the peace of the grave, my friends. At least you’re not getting stood up and having to watch your army dwindle?

Ben Gates ain’t got shit on me.

17 Feb

Okay, I admit: I just don’t have much in the way of any ideas today. Here, instead, is some trivia, and an art I made.

HISTORYTELLING PRESENTS SUPER-AMAZING TRIVIA QUESTION: Which President was George Washington?

HISTORYTELLING PRESENTS SUPER-AMAZING TRIVIA ANSWER: All of them.

IT'S TRUE FACTS MOTHERFUCKERS, ASK MICHELLE OBAMA

Dan Brown is actually crying because I found this out before he did. “No, Julia, you have to let me write a book about it,” he said. “NO WAY, DAN, THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW THIS FOR FREE, NOT IN A MASS-MARKET PAPERBACK OR MAJOR HOLLYWOOD MOTION PICTURE STARRING TOM HANKS AND PAUL BETTANY AND SIR IAN MCKELLEN,” I said, and you will notice that I use capslock to indicate the great passion I was speaking with. That’s how I roll, my friends.