Okay, I admit: I just don’t have much in the way of any ideas today. Here, instead, is some trivia, and an art I made.
HISTORYTELLING PRESENTS SUPER-AMAZING TRIVIA QUESTION: Which President was George Washington?
HISTORYTELLING PRESENTS SUPER-AMAZING TRIVIA ANSWER: All of them.
Dan Brown is actually crying because I found this out before he did. “No, Julia, you have to let me write a book about it,” he said. “NO WAY, DAN, THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW THIS FOR FREE, NOT IN A MASS-MARKET PAPERBACK OR MAJOR HOLLYWOOD MOTION PICTURE STARRING TOM HANKS AND PAUL BETTANY AND SIR IAN MCKELLEN,” I said, and you will notice that I use capslock to indicate the great passion I was speaking with. That’s how I roll, my friends.
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Jules, I have to ask, was today a DRINKING IS AWESOME day?
Man, I only wish. :( That was a “Jules worked all day and was too exhausted to say anything interesting” day.